1. Reason you left job: I asked for a vacation. They declined the day so I quit.
2. References: Mrs. Smith - Relationship – Parole Officer
3. Previous Employment – Vet Office – Reason you left the job – I could not tolerate the dust and dog hair. (Remember applying for a cleaning job here)
And the winner from today that inspired this column:
4. Previous Place of Employment – Hotel House Keeper – Reason for Leaving – Baby Fell off Balcony.